Me and my little brother do free style rapping for fun and I always cheat and do nicki minaj verses cuz he doesn’t know nicki minaj songs and he thinks I’m such a good rapper and always says I should record my own song…. I’m a piece of shit
Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom
When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
hot people with tattoos and glasses make me sweat