mainheaux:

Me and my little brother do free style rapping for fun and I always cheat and do nicki minaj verses cuz he doesn’t know nicki minaj songs and he thinks I’m such a good rapper and always says I should record my own song…. I’m a piece of shit

flirtytwink:

Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom

(Source: jonasbruhs)

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda)

greatwhiteprivilege:

hot people with tattoos and glasses make me sweat